»@frednecksec based on casual i…

@frednecksec based on casual inspection – looks like a Thermos full of stuxnet.

»Creepy looking dude with a The…

Creepy looking dude with a Thermos on #gotransit is watching me.

»Seriously #HSR — what’s your …

Seriously #HSR — what’s your excuse for running late this early in the morning? #HamOnt

»Omfg. I’m not only awake, I’m …

Omfg. I’m not only awake, I’m in motion.

»RT @jackiea: would it be insan…

RT @jackiea: would it be insane to buy a 1978 Ford pickup truck? << Not if it’s the right truck.

»@Beaker Thanks – I appreciate …

@Beaker Thanks – I appreciate the “no contact” advice from a security lap dancer of your caliber.

»@Carlos_Perez Best of luck to …

@Carlos_Perez Best of luck to you sir. Hopefully we both escape alive.

»@armorguy $newboss doesn’t dri…

@armorguy $newboss doesn’t drink coffee and $newboss’ wife would not appreciate me bringing donuts to him. #KnowsNewBossTooWell

»Surprisingly panicked about da…

Surprisingly panicked about day one of $newjob tomorrow. #NotFeelingOldTonight

»RT @digimer: Heard from #GOtra…

RT @digimer: Heard from #GOtransit Said that enough people complain re: armed ticket checkers they will review. http://bit.ly/ay4fyt